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Homo to Hetero Dictionary....

Gay Terms...

They wouldn't be as funny if they weren't TRUE!!! hahahha
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Some Gay Terms Defined:

After-hours -- where you go when the bars are closed and you still haven't found someone to sleep with.

Baggage -- the excuse people use to punish their current boyfriends for things that their past boyfriends have done to them.

Bicurious -- gay

Bisexual -- gay

Bitter -- what all gay men are destined to become. Caused by drama and stress (see below).

Bottom -- orientation preferred by 95% of the gay population

Butch -- what gay men who don't think they act gay call themselves. Actual butch men will never need to use this term.

Cuddle -- sexual activity in which there is no exchange of bodily fluid.

Drama -- an imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals with no real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stable, well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contribution to society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feel better.

Ex -- 1) anyone you've slept with more than once.
2) a club drug popular in the late 90's.

Excedrin -- what every gay man should have in his medicine cabinet.

Expiration Dating - Frequent hot sex with someone you know is only in town for a short period of time, and that you know you have no chance of actually dating seriously because they aren't local.

Gaylights -- an unnatural highlighting of the hair that no straight man would be caught dead with.

Gurl -- the first word of every sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to go?" or "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!"

Gym Bunny -- a troll who has realized that his only chance of getting laid is to work out every day.

Hayyy -- a greeting. The gayer you are, the more Y's you put at the end.

Homewrecker -- the person who stole your ex

Omaha Diet -- unnatural weight loss caused by nonprescription medications. Also known as Jenny Crank.

One Night Stand or ONS -- a very short-term relationship, the end of which is signified by someone putting on their pants.

Philson Sex -- sexual activity in which everybody wants to get off, but nobody does. Enables you to have a one night stand without actually becoming classified as a whore, yet still significantly more intensive than cuddling.

Rough Trade -- a one night stand that you will later pretend never happened.

Shot -- when you need to get drunker faster

Stress -- a non-imaginary condition brought on by the drama of others

Top -- see Bottom

Trade -- what you bring home from the bar, paid for in services rendered.

Troll - anyone older than you that wants you to go home with them.

Trick -- See Trade

Twelve -- how old you are if you're not 21

Universe -- the area of space contained within a three-foot diameter of every gay man.

Versatile -- glorified Bottom (but will top if absolutely necessary)

Whore -- anyone who has more sex than you

Life is normal again...well normal for what it is...

Work, iTunes, World of Warcraft, & Ren. Fair prep are my life at the moment. That and getting used to...my new body...I guess is the best way to put it, knowing what I know now explains a lot. Knowing why stress has such a drastic effect on my body now is kinda good, but it dosnt help with the stress, but now I know how too ballance things out. Thats good I guess...

Ren. Fair is less then two months away, and it seems like people aren't getting the hint. Heck even I have to remind myself of that fact. I have songs to finsish and test out on people, garb to fix up or buy, plans to make, and money to save. Wow all this for a weekend event...but who am I kidding...I like the work and the fun. I just hope people don't blow up at each other before the end of everything.
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Hey all,

So Reno was great, I was able to recenter myself, figure out what the hell was going on in my head and just enjoy myself.

I had so much fun I went back last weekend, this time with Sir Vlad to do a demo at a Celtic festival. I had a ton of fun...but was driven insane by all the realy good looking men in kilts. On top of that Vlad and Impact where being cheeky and flerty...which is always annoying. But in a funny way that in a wierd way I needed. Needed to have some one on one guy time. Male bonding is always cool...

Things are going great at work, I got another pay raise...this one a bit bigger then the last...so Im very happy. More money is always good. The new job is great...I read like a book a week if not shorter...and the work I get between chapters is quick and simple. Yet my boss is all exsited like she didnt expect me to be so efficent right off the bat. I love it.

On the other hand...Im realy lonely. I know I know...I have a TONE of friends so why in the world am I lonly...

Because I want to be loved...like the heros in my books...a love that binds the souls of two people...

No wonder I havent had a boyfriend in so long...I'm looking for a "Herald of Valdamar" or a "Knight of the Round Table" to come to me and save my heart from the lonesome dark.

Oh well...maybe living alone wont be so bad...LOVE takes many forms, and I can be my own knight in shineing armor. I can be my own love...

So I'm all moved into Jose's place, now mine also. I need to give him money before I go on my trip this weekend. Can't forget to do that...mental note!

This weekend I was going to go to Authi/NOxi War, turns out there is a fire at the camp grounds so the war was cancled. Realy bumed me out...but hey I'ts not like I can fix any of it.
Im still going up to Reno anyway. I have the plan tickets, and Impact & Jayde have an open invite for me. Seeing as they havethe weekend off also we might do some site seeing and generaly hang out.
Impact & Jayde are two of my best friends, I'm looking forward to hanging out with them all weekend. That and geting away from Vegas and all the stress here. Need some time to get away and figure things out.

Well the test results are in. I'm sorry Jodie, I cant have a kid with you anymore...not unless we do a very expensive "cleaning" that will make shure the baby and the mom are safe. I guess me having kids was never ment to happen. That and becoming a combat knight. Both where dreams of mine...both I can't do now...well mostly.

I miss being normal...

OK...so I know my past two post where...well...depressing, and I know I worried allot of people. So Im going to be honest here. Im sick again, Im not going to die tomarrow, infact it may be a LONG time before this illness gets me. But I am sick.
So sick I cant fight anymore. The risks are too great and I could even get the whole club in leagal issues if I fight. So Im going to give up my dreams of becomeing a Combat Knight and focus on Arts & Minestry. I dont like it, in fact I hate it, but its just the way things are untill they find a cure I'm not going to risk anything.

Ive been reading a book series by Mercedes Lackey. She writes fantasy novels and a good number of her characters are gay, and better yet its not porn... Been reading "The Last Herald Mage" trilogy in the series. Its realy cool, very emotional, and openly about a gay character! I recomend it.

Work is going great, my new position is realy cool! Im a administractive assistant for UPS teleservices. I read my book when its slow, and have fun when I work :-) Im loving it!

This weekend I move into Joses extra room. That is if I can get the help geting moved....my little car cant handle my bed and all the other things I need to move. Sigh...well back to work.

Light be with you my friends!

There is so much I need to get done....
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Im kinda scared about something right now, no Im not going to talk about it, there are too many people who read my journal and I dont want people to know. Im scared Im going to loose my friends, pushed away from the club, die alone, shunned by my parents....all becuase in that space of 24hrs I find out, yet again that Im different, or at least that I may be. Ill find out next thursday...

Im not a happy person, Im lonly, I got a .20 cent raise at work, & my sister just came out of the closet....

WOW

Time for bed!

So this weekend is colligium...so far I have ran a class on "The Road to Knighthood" and taken Sir Callum's (who BTW he and his wife addopted me recently)Steel Combat class. To day Ill be teaching some more and takeing a class here and there.

Well...yesterday Wolfgang, Sir Vlads squire, and I hung out. Hes kinda bummed cause his girlfriend is out of state and he misses her bad. We talked, got to know eachother, and I had to lecure him on why gay people dont choose to be gay, we only choose to come out of the closet, and why being gay is a hard life, and why its crazy to think anyone would wake up one day and choose to be gay. I think he understood, and some of his "brainwashing" from his church was pushed away.
Anyways, so Wulfgang is realy cute, but I make it a point not to get crushes that oftain on Str8 guys...as you can read from my journal...it only ends with me being all weepy and pathetic. So Im fighting off wanting to kiss wulfgang all day. When at the fireside bardic crcle, he gives me a back rub, and has me all sorts of close to him. I told him I hated him, and quickly removed myself from the back rub, because at that moment I was realy realy enjoying being held and having a guys touch me. Not sexual at all, it was more like...it was just nice being touched by a big strong guy again. So I had to get away from him...becuase it hurt too much...knowing I couldnt have more. Not just wolfgang...but I couldnt have more from another guy.
Vegas sucks when it comes to gay men...so I guess I just have to wait for the right guy to some, someone who I can open up to...like I almost did last night...to a str8 guy...love sucks.

I will say this before I cut so as to avoid spoiling the movie for people who havnt seen it. It was a good movie.

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